Yet another conversation with the husband. He just gives me so much material.
Ward: “Do you think Vampires poop?”
Me: “For real or is this a joke?”
Ward: “I just saw a movie preview and Johnny Depp is sitting at the table. I didn’t think Vampires sat at tables?”
Me: “Well, if I were a Vampire, I think I would be too cool to poop!”
Ward: “Do you eat regular food?”
Me: “No way, then I would have to poop!”
Ward: “Not even fruit?”
Me: “Nope. The seeds would get stuck in my teeth.”
Ward: “Chocolate Chip Cookies?”
Me: “And ruin this figure? NO!”
Ward: “What’s your favorite drink?”
Me: “Duh, Bloody Mary!”
Ward: “Do you shower?”
Me: “This Vampire does!”
Ward: “Good to know!”
And then as strangely as it started, the conversation was over. And what’s even more strange, it was the most exciting conversation I’d had all day.
Since we are on the subject of movies, I thought I would showcase some makeup palettes and kits inspired from the movies and celebrity favorites. Starting with my favorite, of course.
Benefit Cosmetics, “Snow White and The Huntsman”: Be the fairest of them all with this kit. Get skin like porcelain, rosy cheeks and eye lashes black as night with this complete face collection. The train case is silver and lavender, almost reminiscent of fairy tales themselves. The POREfessional priming balm fills in your pores and makes your skin soft and flawless. Then, Benetint gives your cheeks and lips a rosy glow. Make your lips as dark as scarlet by applying extra coats of this coveted stain. Next, use High Beam to give your cheeks, eyes and nose some luminous complexion enhancement. Last, coat those lashes with the volumizing and lengthening BADgal mascara. Available at Department Stores, Benefitcosmetics.com, Sephora and Ulta stores for $45.00.
Tarte, “Shining Stars Limited Edition”: Shine as brightly as any celebrity with this limited edition mini bestsellers kit. Start off the look with the most sought after cheek stain on the market, Flush. This berry hue not only gives you gorgeous cheeks, you can also use it on your lips shoulders, anywhere you’d like to add a little color. Then line your upper lash line with the intense black shade of the brands Amazonian Clay Shadow Liners. Apply 2 coats of the best selling, Lights, Camera, Lashes Mascara. This mascara thickens and curls your lashes as it dries, so no curler needed. Top off the look with LipSurgence Natural Lip Tint in Enchanted. The rose tinted lip stain chubby stick naturally plumps your pout with a light peppermint oil and moisturizes, too. Tarte uses only natural and healthy for your skin ingredients in their products, which is one reason why I love this brand. That and the stains are just so fun. Available for $25 dollars at Department Stores, Ulta, Sephora and online at Tartecosmetics.com.
NARS, “Sea of Love Set”: Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin smoldered in this mystery of a love fest, and so can you with this inspired complete set. First, give your complexion a sunlit glow with the Laguna Facial illuminator. Next, dust the brands popular Blush in Super Orgasm on the cheeks for a bit of sun kissed shimmer. Then follow up with NARS, the Multiple in Orgasm. This creamy highlighting stick looks fantastic on lids as a creamy shadow. Illuminate the chin, forehead, decolletage, bridge of nose and cheeks bones with this “Multiple” stick in a hot, summery peachy pink shade. Top off the look with the pale pink lip gloss in Turkish Delight. I love these glosses, they are almost like lipstick in a tube since there is so much pigment. Available at Department Stores, Sephora and online at Narscosmetics.com for$49.00.
